JUST PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON ALREADY

I kind of wish I was in a movie. Like, I wish Life was a giant movie. It would always have that predicable cheesy ending, and the boy would always fall for me. Life would only last approx. 120 minutes, but hey, I guess it would be worth it.
I wish Life was a movie because I could say, "I think there's something special about this boy," and it would end up being the truth and I wouldn't sound like an utter creep, either. I could say it and he wouldn't be weirded out by it.

Well, a movie is set on a stage, and the world is just a giant stage for Life, so maybe Life is a movie. Only, this movie lasts longer than approx. 120 minutes and I don't always get the boy and I'm sometimes creepy.

But, maybe, just maybe...there is something special about him. And maybe, just maybe..I'm right.